Monday, March 19, 2007

Evening -

What a day. Every year I have to sit through 40 hours of classroom training. I sit for 4X10 hour days. Every year it is the same training. Image a 4 hour block of lecture regarding Prison Rapes. My god man, what do you expect. Lock a brother up for 85 years and ask him to give up the sex???? These ain't priests. What do you do about the prison rape scene? I mean you can't allow it, but what dude is going to say he was "violated". Prison sucks! I was always told by the old man, "Son, your too good looking to go to prison". I took that to heart and now I work in them. My prison contains some very interesting folks, and because of this we get celebrities in to humble themselves. Let's see, Oprah Winfry and Dr. Phil, Ted Koppel, Joan Lunden, Arnold the Governator, A&E, National Geographic, Court TV. Today was Dr. Phil and Sunday is a Senator who thinks all male guards are the anti-Christ, oh boy! PRISON!

What a day on the felt. I was dealt quad JJJJ. Holding JJ, I raise 4X and get called. Flop is J34 rainbow. I lead out 2/3 pot and get called. Turn is a very pretty J, and I check/call a small bet. River is an even prettier K. I bet very small and this guy raises me.........small little min raise will do.......ALL-IN!!! Now that's what I am talking about! I type in the chat box, "Wrong move there" and call. The villain shoved a pair of 10's. I suck, but I surely don't suck that bad. However, not all is well. I am in the BB with a check 56o. The flop is 557, I lead out and get called?????? The turn is a 10, I continue on with a 2/3 pot bet......call???? WTF! River is a blank ain't I make a very small blocking bet and get called by J5.

If that doesn't suck, but twice!! Twice. In a limped pot, I check a J5o. Flop is 5510, Nice!!! Better kicker this time, I lead out with a pot sized bet....Call! Oh no, not again. Long story, short I lose against a Q5. POKER!